After working on a new book for the last 5 to 100 years or so, it’s finally done and it’s (almost) here! Bury Me Already (It’s Nice Down Here) comes out on April 14th 2026, but you can preorder it now from your local bookstore and online wherever books are sold (and get a special free gift!*) Links, info, and preview pages below!


Pre-order options (in order of preference)
*The free gift applies to ALL order locations, you just have to save your receipt and fill out this form.
- Your local bookshop!!!
- Hachette/Black Dog & Leventhal
- Books Are Magic (first book release party happening here 4/15 so you can pick up your book then and I’ll sign/doodle in it! I’ll also sign their other preorders if you can’t make it to the reading)
- Bookshop.org
- Books-A-Million
- Barnes & Noble
- Amazon
Hold on to your receipts because a limited number of preorders come with a free exclusive 5 pack postcard set! Fill out this form and my publisher will send you the package (separate from the book).
(I won’t be selling this book any time soon on my website store the way I do with my older books, so please don’t wait for those. Preorders are the best way to support a book/the creator!) Also, this book comes out right before Mother’s day, so even if you have no interest in pregnancy/baby/parenthood stuff, maybe you know someone who does, and this would make a great gift!
Bury me Already is, on the surface, a comedic graphic novel about having a baby. But beyond that, it’s about my decision to become a mother after years of ambivalence, and all the body-horror, chaos, fear, and joy that decision led to. It’s also about miscarriage, abortion, a life-altering family trauma, the pandemic, and California wildfires. You know, just some easy-breezy stuff. But funny! I promise! If you enjoyed Impossible People and wanted to know what happened after I left NYC, this book is the unexpected and occasionally dramatic answer. But behind all the drama, it’s really a story about love. Because although I might present as dry and sardonic, behind my resting rage face is a sincere and cheesy…MOM?? I’m a MOM??!!! What the fuck. My kid is five now and I still can’t believe it.
I’ll be on tour in 2026 (the official book launch is April 15th at Books Are Magic in Brooklyn!) dates and locations TBD. I will also be attending a number of conventions throughout 2026-2027 so check juliawertz.com/events for details!
Also, if you run a bookstore, convention, podcast, etc and would like me to do a signing, a show, talk or whatever, please email me! Contact info on my site.
Here are a few sample pages from the book:


















That’s it for now, more to come! and here are the preorder links again:
- Your local bookshop!
- Hachette/Black Dog & Leventhal
- Books Are Magic (first book release party happening here 4/15!!)
- Bookshop.org
- Books-A-Million
- Barnes & Noble
- Amazon (if you must, but please first consider your local bookstore or bookshop.org)