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How to make a baby shut the f*ck up

February 5, 2014

Someone recently asked if I’d repost this comic from Drinking at the Movies, I assume because their kid is being a brat. After this book was published, I looked over the notes I made about that afternoon (which I’d scrawled on the back of a receipt) and turned out Mark didn’t say, “should I shake it?” he said “should I rattle it?” which sounds worse, but also funnier, than “shake.” Who the hell asks if they should “rattle” a baby like it’s a toy? Idiot.

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