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the cookie incident pt 1

May 14, 2012

This ridiculous incident occurred almost 10 years ago in San Francisco when I shared an apartment with two dudes, one I was friends with and one who was just the worst. I’m going to run the whole, goofy story in 3 parts this week. It’s basically a 6 page story explaining why malls freak me the fuck out.

PS: We did indeed to go that birthday party for Miles’ stripper friend, which was quite a debacle for me. But you’ll have to buy my next book in September to read the story about that incident. haha tricks!

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matt May 14, 2012 at 8:22 pm

I JUST went to the lusty lady for the first time last week!

the girl trapped in my booth was hot, but the whole thing was creepy as fuck.

sonja May 14, 2012 at 9:32 pm

when can i buy your new book?? :)

Julia Wertz May 14, 2012 at 10:00 pm

It’ll be out in September (I just added that to the text so no, you didn’t miss it.) It’ll debut at SPX with Koyama Press and should be available online and in stores shortly after

Miles May 14, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Haha

And I can’t believe that was ten years ago

And does my hair really look like pubes in real life?

Is the whole story coming out here?

Julia Wertz May 14, 2012 at 10:44 pm

I’m putting this whole dumb story online, but you’re in other pages that’ll just be in the book. I’ll send you a copy. Your delicate lil’ angelic baby curls were too hard to draw so I gave you the next best thing: vagina hair.

sonja May 14, 2012 at 10:50 pm

cool! i’ll buy it off your website uf that’s still possible…and finally get fart party 1 to complete my collection :p

Julia Wertz May 14, 2012 at 10:52 pm

yeah, it’ll be available on my site in mid September!

Nick May 15, 2012 at 5:14 am

I love the way you draw your character stoned.

Rob Clough May 15, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Great stuff, Julia. I especially loved the double “think about it think about it” at the end there–very stonerish. This will be a kick-ass SPX, by the way.

Sarah May 15, 2012 at 9:47 pm

I had the same conversation with my mom when I was in high school, only I wasn’t high. And all because sometimes I liked to take a nap after I got home. School was tiring! What can I say?
To this day I think she still believes she was too smart for me to fool her with my whole, I’m-just-taking-an-innocent-nap routine…
Seriously. I only got high in the morning, before school EVEN STARTED.
Whatever, Mom.

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