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Dear Abby

November 1, 2011

Back in the olden days when I read my news on paper, I would clip out Dear Abby columns and save them for when I needed a laugh, because really, there’s nothing more funny than a kid in distress, amiright? Unfortunately, many of the clippings were lost over the years, including the beginning of the letter from the kid who wanted to be from the 80’s real bad, as well as what I consider the best Dear Abby letter ever, which said, “Dear Abby, I have trouble skipping and hopping. I’m six.”

(the first part of this letter is missing but you get the point)