hey jerks, ever wondered why or how I came to make the kind of comics I make today? no, well that’s okay, but either way, I posted an essay-ish explaination on my ABOUT page that I believe will clear up, uh…nothing. But I just wanted to post it.
are you following @STACEYNIGHTMARE on Twitter? Why not?! She’s the funniest thing the internet ever concocted. Check out her OkCupid profile, its HOT.
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Damn, her OkCupid profile is deleted. I was hoping to see what our match % was….
Wow, just wow
OMG Julia thanks so much for posting this here, I bet a lot of hot dudes look at your website!!!!! I am still available
This really made me laugh out loud, lol
Stacey, if you ever need your hemorrhoids rubbed with jello, I’m your gal!
ding dong!
“i do have large bosoms that are mostly free of hard edges and i will wash them upon request” <—- best part
Her problem is that she is too ambitious..
WOW and WOW. This is brilliant. I got a paragraph in and couldn’t contain myself.
Would, most likely followed by several trips to the drugstore, especially after the last line
THis was frickin’ hilarious!