you might recognize some of these things from my twitter account, because some of what I say on twitter is something I said in real life, which means I’m just enough of an idiot to say a stupid thing twice, but never in one fashion. I feel like I should pay my friends to sit and listen to me sometimes, especially poor, beleaguered Sarah Glidden who has put up with my nonsense for about 5 years now.
Speaking of Sarah, she’s selling an awesome package deal on her site for her book and paintings and minis and such, if you haven’t gotten it yet, now’s the time and this is the best time because this order is direct from her so it supports her as well as snags you some personalized stuff for your monies. Do it!
also for the record, I eat vegetables, I love them! I just didn’t eat any during June because I was on deadline and it’s laborious to prepare veggies so I just lived off fruit and candy bars and pizza. But I’m not gross like that in real life though. Most of the time…
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Pie! Pie is awesome. Cake has to get dressed up and be decorated to hide the fact that it’s pretty plain. Just look at all the cake decorating competition shows. Hell, they use up to 20% non edible material just to dress up mousy ol’ cake. Pie doesn’t need that crap because pie is, and always will be, far superior to cake.
M&Ms are good, too!
You remind me of a friend of mine who does the same kind of thing you do. She would chatter away about her life and problems…I had no problem listening to her. Just my laid back nature, I guess.
I don’t generally become the spelling police, but I’m pretty sure you mean “self-flagellating” in that first panel. “Self-flatulating” is… well, let’s just say they are not the same, although some might self-flagellate for their own flatulence.
(Ignore that last comment, I must’ve read an older version of the comic in my RSS feed.)
That one was sort of like “Cathy”
I was just in NYC for a week, and I lived off pizza. Good times.
The advances in medical science are just amazing. When I was your age, self flagellation caused blindness. So, in 5 years my wife will feel like her mother? Thanks so much for putting that thought in my head.
Did you know that they can put vegetables on pizza now? AMAZING!
In all seriousness, though, I signed up for a veggie box so I’d eat better. Then I realized that everything tastes good on pizza. So now I eat just as badly, only with kale on top. Mmmm. Kale.
I so agree about the cake sucks, go pie thing. Also, I blabber on ALL THE TIME and people throw shit and say ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP!” but I never do. I ‘m just so ADHD…TEAM PIE WOO!