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Then VS Now

July 25, 2011

I feel it necessary for whatever scrap of dignity I have left to mention that the Slash/GnR/pot smoking videos thing was during my teen years. Now I sit around drinking tea and re-watching clips of all the dorky, chubby comedians that I fantasize about. Oh, how much a decade can change a person… not always for the coolest, but hopefully for the best.

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Kay July 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Peter Pan is the man.

Jason Renzi July 25, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Slash?….. …..
Oh, the humanity…

TR July 25, 2011 at 8:05 pm

Your adult fantasy of Jason Bateman is fun!
And to paraphrase the film, “Hair”:
I’m not gay, but I wouldn’t kick disney’s Peter Pan or disney’s Robin Hood out of my bed!
: )

Laila July 25, 2011 at 10:11 pm

bwahahaha “while i kiss him on the dick” hahahaaa

Dennis July 25, 2011 at 10:19 pm

If you are a fan of the crinkle sound are you also a fan of the scene in The Princess Bride where that dungeon weirdo swabs Wesley’s wounds?

toonzday July 25, 2011 at 10:24 pm

the Peter Pan bit was gnarly! love how the characters came out in yer style.

Alai July 26, 2011 at 9:27 am

Regarding Peter Pan: here is someone of a similar mind: http://pixyland.org/peterpan/

Not a sound mind, mind you.

Julia Wertz July 26, 2011 at 11:41 am

aaahahahha! WHAT THE FUCK!! I thought it was going to be porn so I almost didn’t click it but curiosity got the better of me and oh man I’m so glad I did. What the hell! that’s the funniest, weirest thing I’ve seen on the internet in awhile. I just…I don’t know..what is wrong people people? I love it

Nick July 27, 2011 at 5:46 am

Jason Bateman?? You’re not creeped out by his insanely intense staring eyes?? So unsettling. It looks like he never blinks.

Rawsco July 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm

I’m with toonzday, fun Peter Pan drawings. So far, we’ve seen you in a Star Wars scenario (the ewok) and now in Peter Pan. What other fantasy can you infiltrate? Maybe something from Sid and Marty Kroft?

wow July 29, 2011 at 2:22 am

You really have a way with words that makes me want to throw up in my mouth…and then I barf on my tiny dick and use the chunks to form a normal sized dick and then I wank off with my own bile and when I jizz, it shoots the barf back up and into my mouth so I can do the whole thing over again.

Julia Wertz July 29, 2011 at 12:48 pm

hahaha guys did you know that if you don’t put an email on your comments that I can edit them? So, “wow” I left your original sentence in tact but just edited it a bit too add some depth to it. You’re welcome!

wow July 29, 2011 at 12:56 pm

damn, I got to try that…

Rachel July 29, 2011 at 5:27 pm

holy crap. for some reason the Peter Pan drag man reminds me of this:

http://www.cabbagepatchkids.com/about/tour/

my baby buggy is empty. thank god.

there used to be a website, jesus.com, that apparently got bought sometime in the last 10 years by a church. but 10 years ago, it was a website for a man who claimed to be jesus. He had many photos of himself doing different mundane things, mowing the lawn, doing the dishes, etc. the best part was you could pay to take a bath with him and have your picture taken. I very very seriously considered doing this but he lived in Maryland and I was in Montana.

Zoe July 30, 2011 at 6:34 am

I’ve seen that creepy man-Pan before! So weird. Did you look at his wedding pictures?

stephanie July 30, 2011 at 7:09 am

a.) brilliant editing
b.) omg that peter pan website, I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT. that was like, the best internet discovery i ever made, years have not changed a thing.
c.) having a car for groceries is like, the main reason i keep my car in the city (see also when i had to go to a laundromat for laundry) – lugging shit is not awesome. even with the granny cart you have to load it up all properly and junk, and then hike it up onto a bus which sucks balls. you can never stock up on anything, or like, buy too many jars or bottles. i actually did peapod for awhile because it was worth the $5 not to deal with that BS even though the selection sucked.

stephanie July 30, 2011 at 7:09 am

…wishing i could edit my own comment for use of ‘like.’ fucking hell.

sonja August 4, 2011 at 11:21 am

i love your comic i love your comic, it s sweet and cute and vulgar and honest and funny and with a pinch of melancholy.

Hawk Hardcase August 10, 2011 at 3:32 am

Threesomes with TinkerBell?! Yeah, that’s all I got this time.

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