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March 23, 2011
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You are two inches taller than me! I have to ask strangers to reach things for me :p
Eh, being tall is highly overrated. When you’re short you have a much lower center of gravity and therefore are harder to knock down. Plus you’re in a much better position to hit someone in the junk, which will win you a lot of fights.
I like that the mirror correctly reflects the ocular asymmetry (and what’s that all about anyway?).
I’m fifteen inches taller than my ex. People have sometimes complained that she walks too fast — because of me.
tall people die younger
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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }
You are two inches taller than me! I have to ask strangers to reach things for me :p
Eh, being tall is highly overrated. When you’re short you have a much lower center of gravity and therefore are harder to knock down. Plus you’re in a much better position to hit someone in the junk, which will win you a lot of fights.
I like that the mirror correctly reflects the ocular asymmetry (and what’s that all about anyway?).
I’m fifteen inches taller than my ex. People have sometimes complained that she walks too fast — because of me.
tall people die younger