I remember a lot of people telling me that someday I’d regret not taking the SAT in high school and I’d regret not engaging in school and I’d look back and wish I’d at least attended my college graduation, but you know what? fuck that noise. I’m perfectly, some might even say smugly, satisfied with [...]

  Reserve your tickets ahead of time if you can. $5. This particular show is pretty special to me since my parents have never seen me do anything on stage and I’m pretty sure they’re waiting for my “cute little career of doodles” to crumble at my feet so I have to go back to [...]

This weekend I’ll be yammering on a panel with Bill Griffith, R Sikoryak and Charles Brownstein about what it’s like to be a cartoonist in NYC on Saturday, March 24th at Columbia University 3pm-4pm. More info here . The panel is called ‘Alternative New York’ whatever that means. Come see us talk at a fancy [...]

To my mom’s credit, this event took place years ago and she has since become fairly technology savvy. She eventually got a computer made after  the 90′s and even has an iphone. I don’t even have an iphone and I do all my comics work on a 7 year old PC. However she still does [...]

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hey New York, come to the Crimestoppers Club show next Tuesday to watch some of us do whatever it is we do. Guests are Kate Beaton, Michael Kupperman, Anthony Devito, Mitch Magee, Mark Twain, Julie Klausner and myself. Dec 27th 7pm @Luca Lounge. I think  I’m going to read from the Devil’s Disciples because it cracks my [...]

This is an excerpt from a longer comic about winter 2009 when I spent Christmas eve in a shitty health clinic in the lower east side. Obviously I’m fine and I didn’t die. I don’t want to get into the details online, but I did just talk to Mike Dawson on TCJ Talkies about how [...]

*In case you don’t know about science, here’s a little bit of it you can use to make  lame excuses for your poor behavior: The part of brain that is in charge of decision making, behavioral patterns, rationality, etc…is the prefrontal cortex. Scientists have discovered that this area of the brain doesn’t stop developing until [...]

While I was visiting home these last few weeks, a few people asked me whatever became of the idea for a TV show based on my books that I talked about in Drinking at the Movies. The short answer is I never wrote the script they asked for, but the long answer is that the [...]

It’d be weird if I ignored the hurricane stuff so worry not, I shall bore you with doodles and photos of its disappointment later this week. For now, here’s a comic I made awhile ago but I’m still upset about it and probably always will be. I mean, COME ON, why aren’t these a thing? [...]

I feel it necessary for whatever scrap of dignity I have left to mention that the Slash/GnR/pot smoking videos thing was during my teen years. Now I sit around drinking tea and re-watching clips of all the dorky, chubby comedians that I fantasize about. Oh, how much a decade can change a person… not always for the [...]

this is a page from a longer conversation, but stands on its own since it’s basically nonsense unless you know my dad. He lives here and looks at this all day, and when he’s not busy shooting piles of garbage with guns, he tells stories like this. oh hey, also, I realized that people can [...]

more sneak peek pages, however these are old and need to be redrawn. I’d tell you why but you don’t want to listen to my petty chorus of complaints. This is me and my older brother as kids, playing Star Wars with one of our neighbors in the creek that ran through our backyard. Tweet

Most of y’all have seen this comic already, but I had to redraw it because, uh, because the other one was crap. You’ve also read it in this mini comic, if you have it. I don’t know why I’m even posting it. Ugh, this day is less useful than a bird fart. be Tweet

Sneak peek page from something I’m working on. I grew up in a crazy old house build in the late 1800′s in Northern California that my parents bought for mere pennies before living out in the boonies was seen as a desired location.  As a kid (and now) I was obsessed with all the weird [...]

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  I’m gonna be out of town for awhile, heading to Toronto for TCAF. All of Pizza Island will be there this year, except Domitille. I’ll be tabling next to Sarah Glidden and Lisa Hanawalt (Pigeon Press) so stop on by! Also, if you are Sylvia Guimm, please email me! I got questions for ya. [...]

Laura blew my cover about the faces I make in comics because it’s just not funny to end strips with my cracking up at everything. : We watched clips Milo and Otis, which I remember loving as a kid, but as an adult, all those warm fuzzies were pissed on by the knowledge that it [...]

I’m gonna be at Stumptown this weekend, tabling with Sarah Glidden, come by and say hi! I’ll have some hand drawn panels, a newish mini comic, some prints and books. also, Sarah had an amazing, 21 page exclusive comic up on the Cartoon Movement, go read it! Tweet

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PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS NEW SITE IS UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION. TO READ THE ARCHIVES, PLEASE VISIT FARTPARTY.ORG Thanks to everyone who came out to see Pizza Island read on Saturday! Sorry about our technical blunders, that was our first collective reading and naturally we all waited until the last minute to put it together. We’ll all [...]

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